Ozzy Refuses To Autograph Colostomy Bag

March 13th, 2010
Ozzy
Ozzy Osbourne is famous for biting the head off bats and snorting ants, but don't ask him to sign your colostomy bag.   The rocker admits he was appalled when a cancer survivor approached him at a ...

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Tiger and Elin Woods: A Portrait of Happiness

March 13th, 2010


Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin have been doing everything they can to work out their issues, even after he so blatantly lost his way in recent years.

By lost his way, we mean he lost his pants. In the presence of pretty much any cocktail waitress that caught his eye. All while married with two little children.

While a dozen Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork is difficult to forgive and impossible to forget, their family life is getting back to normal.

Earlier this month, Elin moved back in to begin the process of rebuilding their marriage and Tiger's image. Now they've made it a whole week under one roof!

Sources close to the family say Tiger's been staying with Elin at their Isleworth estate for the past eight nights, and in that time, they've been spotted kissing!

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Tiger and Elin in happier times ... such times may yet return.

Elin Woods has also been seen around town with a rejuvenated demeanor, according to witnesses, having renewed her commitment to Tiger and their family.

As for Tiger's golf return, he was practicing like a madman before the weather turned sour, but on the plus side, that means more time indoors with the fam.

Woods has hired Ari Fleischer, former White House Press Secretary and current sports PR guru, to prep him for his inevitable (and some say imminent) return.

Some have pegged his return for the private Tavistock Cup right at home in Orlando March 22, although the word on the street is Elin isn't expected to attend.

What do you think of Elin's decision to stay with Tiger?

Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jamie Kennedy Split

March 13th, 2010

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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have just ended their year long courtship! It's being reported that Hewitt and Kennedy decided to go their separate ways but it's not clear who initiated the split. We're guessing Hewitt might have come to her senses considering their mis-matched romance. Hewitt did just reveal her slim new body so maybe she was prepping for this split!

Comment below! Who do you think initiated this pairs split?

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Court Orders Kid Rock To Pay Up

March 13th, 2010
Kid Rock
Rock star Kid Rock has been ordered to pay out $35,000 to three men he fought with outside a Los Angeles hotel in 2006.   The men filed suit against the "All Summer Long" hitmaker last year and ini...

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Corey Haim Death Linked to Massive Drug Ring

March 13th, 2010


Corey Haim's suspected overdose death earlier this week is now under investigation, and has been linked to an illegal, massive drug ring, according to reports.

Investigators say that an illegal drug prescription for Haim was found during an investigation of a ring responsible for thousands of illegal pharmaceutical sales.

The investigation linked more than 5,000 fraudulent prescriptions to the drug ring so far, officials said after combing a database of prescriptions in California.

investigators found one in Mr. Haim’s name for OxyContin. The ring is based in San Diego, where the county district attorney is currently prosecuting the case.

“This is a massive prescription drug ring,” Attorney General Jerry Brown said. “They get prescription drug pads, get illegal drugs, then sell them on the street.”

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Corey Haim's death shed new light on an illegal drug ring.

The assistant coroner for L.A. County said four prescription drug bottles bearing Mr. Haim’s name were found where he collapsed at his mother's Burbank apartment.

Vicodin and Valium were among Haim's drugs that were found.

The cause of the actor's death has not been determined, adding that a toxicology report could take up to two months. There was no sign of foul play, officials say.

Police detectives have turned the investigation over to the coroner’s office after an autopsy Thursday showed Haim with an enlarged heart and water in his lungs.

Haim was undergoing treatment for prescription drug addiction at the time of his death, said the actor’s agent, Mark Heaslip, and had not taken any pills for a year.

Jewish Extremists to Bar Refaeli: Dump Leonardo DiCaprio!

March 13th, 2010


Jewish extremists are urging supermodel Bar Refaeli not to marry her Leonardo DiCaprio because it would dilute the Jewish race, according to media reports.

Granted, Bar Refaeli marrying anyone will dilute DNA in some capacity. But come on ... it's Leonardo DiCaprio. So he's not Jewish ... nobody's perfect, right?

Far-rightist Baruch Marzel wrote a letter to the Sports Illustrated model on behalf of nationalist group Lehava, which aims to fight assimilation among Jews.

"It is not by chance that you were born Jewish. Your grandmother and her grandmother did not dream that one of their descendants would one day remove the family's future generations from the Jewish people," the letter states.

"Assimilation has forever been one of the enemies of the Jewish people."

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Is Leonardo DiCaprio out to assimilate the Jewish faith?

Lehava in Hebrew means "flame" but it is also an acronym for "Preventing Assimilation in the Holy Land." According to the group's Facebook page, it aims to provde assistance to Jewish girls in relationships with non-Jews, and especially Arabs.

Marzel says he "has nothing against Mr. DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor." Still, he urges: "Come to your senses, look forward and back ... not only the present. Don't marry Leonardo DiCaprio, don't harm the future generations."

Okay, look. Can't we just agree on two things?

  1. The Departed was awesome.
  2. The man who sees Bar Refaeli nude for life will be chosen by Bar alone, and with all due respect to extremist Jews, we are all members of one human family.

Demi Lovato Confirms Joe Jonas Relationship

March 13th, 2010

It’s been a Disney mystery, as to whether or not Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are dating. She has confirmed the rumors, and in the process, confirmed that he’s also not gay. Bummer for cardigan sweater boy.

Demi Lovato Confirms Joe Jonas Relationship

In a new interview yesterday, Demi confirmed the happy news. During Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush radio program, he asked her if she has ever dated on of the Jonai. She said, “Ummm, maybe.”

He asked, “Which one? Joe?” to which she responded, “Yeah. He’s actually…he’s my best friend.”

Further pushing the issue, Bush said, “So you guys went from boyfriend-girlfriend to best friends?”

She said, “No kind of the opposite”, to which he responded, “Oh? So you’re dating him now?”

She said, “Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible.” She described Joe as a “complete gentleman who treats me to the most amazing places. He’s perfect.”

So cute! I hope it lasts for them.

source: Demi Lovato Confirms She’s Dating Joe Jonas - [people]

Heavy Security To Handle Metallica’s Venezuelan Concert

March 13th, 2010
Metallica
Heavy rockers Metallica have boosted security at their upcoming Caracas show in Venezuela in an effort to make sure there isn't a repeat of riots that soured recent shows in Chile and Colombia.   T...

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‘Sex And The City’ Star Jason Lewis Always Sleeps Naked

March 13th, 2010
Jason Lewis
"I sleep in nothing. Nothing gets between me and my sheets. There really shouldn't be anything between the two of you. Otherwise, you might as well just get two twin beds!" "Sex & The City" hunk Ja...

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Must be one of those E-Meters

March 13th, 2010


christopher lloyd

SCIENTOLOGY
Paid $10,000 so far and all I’ve got to show for it is this stupid ass hat

(Christopher Lloyd)

Perhaps a haircut would be helpful.

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